February 2012
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speckytwat:
sibilidomdom:
8 Year old girl from...
everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
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Girl in class: omg tumblr is so great i'm so obsessed i have like 20 followers i'm so happy do you have a tumblr??
Me: no
patrickhumps:
well it rains
and it pours
when you’re out
on your own
if i crash
on the couch
can i sleep
in my clothes
cause i...
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bawbag:
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
100newfears:
you can’t spell school without i hate my life
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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Chapter 573 of Naruto
Djlkjadlkajsdlkamd. Finally.
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fiercepierces:
do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
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Jacob has been under my dad’s couch since I got back. She’s been doing that a lot lately. Why tho. It’s crummier in there than her cage.
January 2012
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iwasr4isedbythewolves:
your favorite band member could be pooping right now